The Hill Times has published their annual “hillies”, “best of”, “Peter MacKay is hot awards”, or whatever other name you want to call them. Here are some of the highlights from this year:

Sexiest Male
1. Peter MacKay
2. Maxime Bernier
3. Scott Brison

Sexiest Female
1. Ruby Dhalla
2. Rona Ambrose
3. Helena Guergis

Best Dressed Male
1. Scott Brison
2. Maxime Bernier
3. Rahim Jaffer

Best Dressed Female
1. Belinda Stronach
2. Rona Ambrose
3. Helena Guergis

Worst Dressed Male
1. Myron Thompson
2. Brian Jean
3. Stephen Harper
[Michelle Muntean clearly isn’t earning her pay]

Worst Dressed Female
1. Sylvie Boucher
2. Libby Davies
3. Sue Barnes

Best Sense of Humour
1. Peter Stoffer
2. Monte Solberg
3. Todd Russell
[Maybe if Monte brought back his blog he’d win this one]

Best House Orator
1. Stephen Harper
2. Michael Ignatieff
3. Ralph Goodale

Best Cabinet Minister in Question Period
1. John Baird
2. Jim Flaherty
3. Peter MacKay

Best Opposition MP in Question Period
1. Michael Ignatieff
2. Ralph Goodale
3. Gilles Duceppe

Hippest
1. Rahim Jaffer
2. Scott Brison
3. Pablo Rodriguez

Best Up-and-Comer
1. Navdeep Bains,
2. Mark Holland
2. James Moore

Biggest Self-Promoter
1. John Baird
2. Pierre Poilievre
3. Denis Coderre

Cabinet Minister with Most Influence in Cabinet
1. Jim Flaherty
2. Jim Prentice
3. John Baird

Male MP with the Best Hair
1. Pablo Rodriguez
2. Scott Brison
3. Maxime Bernier

Female MP with the Best Hair
1. Helena Guergis
2. Rona Ambrose
3. Ruby Dhalla