First Ed Stelmach blames a punk blogger for stealing his personality, and now Stephen Harper is accusing the Liberal party of stealing his. While Harper’s personality is clearly missing, I doubt the Liberals stole. If they did, they’d be using it themselves and they’re definitely not, judging from Dion’s own personality deficiencies.

No, the Liberals did not take Harper’s personality and Daveberta did not take Stelmach’s – the only logical conclusion is that there is a cereal personality thief on the loose, targeting Conservative politicians. If I were Danny Williams, I would be keeping a very close eye on my personality because, actually having one, I imagine this thief would be far more interested in Danny’s personality than either Steve’s or Ed’s.