In honour of Harper’s wafer waffle, now a month old and back in the news, I’ll be tossing up a poll to crown Canada’s all-time silliest scandal next week.

“Silliest” can be interpreted however you want, but I would suggest “gets way more attention than it deserves” as a guideline.

So submit your nominations below. Scandal names ending in “gate” are preferred, since that adds to their silliness, but suggestions of good scandals from back in the day are also welcome. Lost luggage, dropped footballs…there’s definitely material there for a good list.