While I don’t support the idea of Ralph’s 400$ rebate cheque, I’m going to get the cash regardless, so I’ve begun to think of fun ways to spend it. Among the possibilities:

Go to a nearest shelter and throw it at homeless people

Buy Stephen Harper a descent cowboy outfit

Have one meal with Joe Volpe (or, failling that, buy him his first pair of jeans)

Buy Andre Boisclair a Christmas present (4 or 5 grams worth of a Christmas present, that is)

Get Gurmant Grewal some better audio editing equipment

Hire one of Gary Marr’s lobbyist friends…for 2 or 3 hours