First of all, I’d advise any young staffers in the CPC war room to avoid sending out a press release with the above title.

That said, here’s how Paul Martin speechwriter Scott Feschuk decided to start off his official blog on the Liberal website:

Wow, look at me! I’m in “cyberspace,” where no one can hear you scream. Or maybe they CAN hear you scream but they don’t pay attention because they’re too busy looking at naked ladies.