TORONTO – (CP): Paul Martin upped the rhetoric today, promising to implement a national ban on lightsabers. This follows recent policy announcements by the Liberals to ban (already banned) handguns, as well as to ban weapons in space.

“This is another example of the fundamental differences between myself and Stephen Harper.” said the Prime Minister in front of a mostly partisan crowd in Toronto Centre. “It is the role of the Prime Minister of this country to ban lightsabers.”

Martin left abruptly when asked if this ban would require the use of the notwithstanding clause over fears it would infringe on the religious rights of Jedi.

UPDATE: It’s been brought to my attention that Kinny’s Comments broke this story long before I did. I was unaware of this, but it clearly offers yet more proof of a Liberal mole, if Kinny had this story so long ago.