Courtesy of Andrew Coyne, here are two more all too delicious news stories on everyone’s favourite topic:

Michael Fortier may be Montreal’s representative in the newly elected Conservative cabinet, but the Senate riding he will represent in Quebec doesn’t include any part of the city in its boundaries.

Heh heh.

Members of Parliament who bolt from their parties and cross the floor of the House of Commons should have to quit and face their voters in a byelection, says new Public Works Minister Michael Fortier.

Tomorrow: David Emerson speaks out in favour of an elected Senate!

I think Michael Fortier is making a strong case to be the blogging equivalent of Jean Lapierre in the new Harper government – the gift that keeps on giving.